Kovie Biakolo

Single people love to whine about being single.

I know that people – all people – are victims of humanity; we are all broken.

Sometimes it takes courage to be silent and walk away. Sometimes it takes courage to speak up.

28. For people who don’t like you

TL; DR: If calling myself intelligent offends you; well, build a bridge…

Pumpkins…Meh

We all have crosses to bear, don’t we?

When a guy of any race is hitting on you and the first words that come from his mouth are NOT, “I really like Black women.”

Happiness is that thing that everybody seeks to find in their lifetime these days; it has become the Utopia of emotions.

You are now going to live in perpetual fear of running into them in real life, and in the uncertainty of whether they saw your request or not.

I’ve often heard that people only start wanting you when they think that you don’t want them. It’s true; I’ve lived by it.

You’ve been invited to the gym’s EMPLOYEE Holiday party before.

“Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at.” And we do; well, in the spirit of non-generalizing, let’s just say I do.

Your real friends are the people who are there when it counts.

The lyrics would be from the heart, and he’d tell me the truth: that I am difficult to love but that he loves me anyway.

10. Your parents will call you from upstairs, downstairs, outside, etc., to hand them something that is literally 10 centimeters away from them.

No one wants to talk to you anymore because every conversation has a 86.73% chance of you ending up in tears.

5. You have polar opposite life goals.