Is This The Best Ok Cupid Profile Ever? Guy Hilariously Describes The Perfect Date

I pick you up in my 2002 Mazda Protege. ES edition. As you enter my sensible, fuel-efficient vehicle, you’re enveloped by the erotic perfume of pine air freshener and cool ranch Doritos. Perched in the cup holders are two wineglasses. On the armrest, a box of Franzia Reserve.

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This guy wrote about his idea of the perfect date in the self-summary of his Ok Cupid profile. It has all the things a girl appreciates – a fuel-efficient vehicle, a nice box of Franzia, an epic meal at the Cheesecake Factory. What more can someone on a first date really ask for? If this isn’t one of the best Ok Cupid profiles ever it’s certainly one of the most amusing.  Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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