You seem awesome and I like awesome people 😊
Tacos sometime? Check yes or no.
What’s the weirdest message you’ve ever gotten on here from someone?
Star Wars or Trek? There is only one right answer.
Are you emotionally unavailable or emotionally damaged?
Be honest. Which member of 1D is your fave?
Hey, I’m looking for a ski-ball partner. You in?
If we vote opposite on November 2nd, can we still be friends?
Know how much a polar bear weighs? Well it’s enough to break the ice. Hi!
My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.
Sorry for all of the gross messages you probably get here 😕
Tell you what I want, what I really want. A) To know, who was your favorite Spice Girl? and B) Your number?
Want to engage in a textually active relationship?
I bet you’re more cool IRL than via URL.
Are you a big spoon, a little spoon, or a “GTFO of my bed I’m TIRED!”?
Are you a little more country or a little more rock n’ roll?
What’s the most embarrassing thing I’ll find if I Google you?
I think you’re attractive and would love to get to know you without a screen involved.
Do you believe in reincarnation? And if so, who/what do you think Chris Farley came back as?
I can’t wait for you mom to say, “He/She could do better…” after meeting me.
Would you have talked to me in middle school, or just stared at me awkwardly from across the cafeteria? No judgement.
I won’t set my phone to silent just in case there’s a chance I’ll hear from you.
(Do you think Adele regrets that song?)
What sort of opener would get you to talk to me?
Wanna be pen pals?
Dogs or cats? There is only one right answer.
Were you an N’SYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will we raise the kids?
Swear to drunk I’m not God…just intoxicated by you.
You know what would be great? Talking to you.
What was the most random class in college you ever took and secretly were super into?
I’m watching The Notebook and crying and need to be talked off a ledge. Help?
I have a problem. I went grocery shopping and there’s no way I can carry all of these bags inside by myself. Wanna do a stranger a solid? I can wait…
QUICK. Which rom com is your fave?
We can tell our kids that we met because I accidentally stole your yellow umbrella…
Would you rather have toes for fingers or fingers for toes?
I have to be honest, the thought of being around in you in person makes me really nervous but I’m willing to go through it if you’ll go out with me.
In the words of a 2002 Budweiser commercial, wassup?
Which Disney Channel Original Movie is your all time favorite?
Are you a ketchup or mustard kind of guy/girl?
So who/what do you blame your dating profile on?
Drink of choice?
Favorite day of the week?
Which Meryl is the best Meryl?
Which Beyoncé is the best Beyoncé? (Jokes every Bey is perfect.)
I can’t wait for you to talk shit about me to all of your friends.
Team Jennifer or Team Jolie?
Bitch about how terrible online dating is & chill?
Are you Catfishing someone? Just checking…
Want to get dinner sometime? (Yeah, I’m old fashioned.)
What is the best compliment you’ve ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?
I don’t want to intimidate you but, I made a doctor’s appointment without asking my mom for help this week. No biggie. *slicks hair back*
Need someone to listen to you complain about that bitch from work for an hour?
Fuck, marry, kill. Ellen, Oprah, Chelsea Handler?
If you had been on the Titanic instead of Jack, I bet Rose would have made room for you on the headboard.
Are you more GOT or LOTR?
Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? You’re welcome.
I’m writing a book and could use your help. It’s a phone book and it’s missing your number.
Tell me a story.
🤘out with your ⌨ out (message me back plz!)
How long ’till you think we both give up and make a “when we’re 45…” pact with each other?
I seem to have lost my hesitation with talking to strangers online, can I borrow some of yours?
Fuck, marry, kill. Bradley Cooper, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling?
Real Talk. Who would you want on your team during a zombie apocalypse?
‘Hej’ is ‘Hi’ in Danish. (And you learn something new every day.)
If I ask you to coffee, drinks, or a movie which would you be most likely to say ‘yes’ to?
Favorite pick up line. GO!
Follow me on Instagram? (Jk I just wanted to stalk your selfies)
Look up the symbols for Hydrogen and Iodine and that’s what I have to say to you.
Sup boo (sorry I couldn’t pull that off but it’s nice to unofficially meet you)
What emoji is your spirit emoji?
Your phone has GPS right? Because I’m totally going to get lost in those *insert color here* eyes.
You look like you’d be fun to sit next to in bed with while we both stare at our phones.
I didn’t sleep all night because I couldn’t stop thinking about whether or not you’d messaged me back!
What’s up buttercup
Can we be friends?
u up? (…to have actually stimulating conversation because I am!)
What’s something no one would guess about you from a first impression?
I can Google how to say Hi in like, 101 languages. Wanna see?
You seem cool. Wanna get to know each other?
Do you know how I can get verified on Twitter? Asking for a friend…
If you come across someone you know on Tinder, what’s your protocol? Left or right?
I’m bored, help me out?
If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
Are you a Kelly, a Michelle, or a Beyoncé?
Let’s go do something fun.
Want to go get drunk and make some bad decisions?
If I say just hi with a smiley face, will you ignore me?
You seem really funny and I like people who make me laugh.
Want to go talk about where we went to college and what we “do” over overpriced beer?
A list on the internet told me saying hi was boring, but I still want to say hi to you. So…hi.