When it comes to body image and diversity in media, pretty white ladies – even ones who hate bras and trip on red carpets – aren’t going to get us there.
Super simple, slight adjustments to your normal routine that will leave you feeling more free and empowered.
Younger siblings were the perfect combination of desperately approval-seeking and way too trusting – and you knew just how to use it to your advantage.
Are gay men better in bed faster? And why period sex feels so good.
I know your sick, unholy, filth-soaked brains will do nothing but sully this pristine hymn with the sin of your own imagination, but that’s all you.
Just, like, slip something in their drink. Not enough to incapacitate them (you’re not a monster, for f*ck’s sake), just enough to make them all mushy and agreeable.
When faced with the choice between performing oral sex on a man or a woman, you secretly wish you could just put some pizza in your mouth.
It is so insane and upsetting that advertisers can do this to people’s bodies.
You make your friends text you when they get home and genuinely worry if they don’t.
And other good, clean fun (yes, that means anal douches.)