Jayson Flores

6. You try to explain away your racially controversial statements by letting folks know that you have a friend in the group you commented on. Because, of course we can’t forget about the Racist-Exemption Card that’s given to people when they befriend others of a different race!

My dad accidentally said “I take you Helen Keller…” instead of “Helen” when he married my mom. He was nervous and it just popped out.

Why don’t my dogs react like this (or at all) when I bark at them?

3. Stay up to date on the latest in LGBTQ news.

3. Childbirth.

3. Take the last piece of pizza.

7. You’re not gonna tell me who I am. I’m gonna tell you who I am.
Nicki Minaj