Where You Can Find Each Zodiac At A Party

Where You Can Find Each Zodiac At A Party 

Aries

You spend most of your time on the dance floor, showing off your moves.

Taurus

You’re busy playing video games, killing it at Mario Kart or Smash.

Gemini

You’re in front of the television, watching the big game.

Cancer

You’re in the kitchen, helping the host cook and clean and keep the party running smoothly.

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Leo

You’re always manning the radio, blasting your favorite playlists from your phone.

Virgo

You’re sitting in a corner, answering emails on your phone.

Libra

You’re by the bar, flirting with anyone who tries to talk to you.

Scorpio

You’re near the cooler, ready to mix drinks for anyone who’s thirsty.

Sagittarius

You’re in the basement or walking down the street with friends, smoking weed.

Capricorn

You spend most of your time with the dog, cat, or any other animal you can find.

Aquarius

You’re in the bathroom, escaping all the noise until enough time has passed to leave.

Pisces

You hover near the snack table to try all the different (free!) foods. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.

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