What Each Zodiac Sign Doesn’t Understand About Modern Dating

What Each Zodiac Sign Doesn’t Understand About Modern Dating

Aries

You don’t understand why people send mixed signals instead of making their emotions clear.

Taurus

You don’t understand why people will match with you and then refuse to chat with you.

Gemini

You don’t understand how people find their match when there are so many options out there.

Cancer

You don’t understand how some people have the time, effort, and audacity to cheat.

For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.
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For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.

How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Zodiac Sign includes an exhaustive analysis of each sign’s personality. You’ll learn which high school clique represents them (Pisces are the cool art kids), who would get eaten first in a scary movie (Gemini, obviously) to how each sign prefers to say ‘I love you’ (for Taurus, it’s with good food). Alternating between silly, sweet, and serious, this book is filled with deep dives into the mind of everyone whose birth chart you can get your hands on.

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Leo

You don’t understand how someone could ghost you after seeming so damn interested in you.

Virgo

You don’t understand why some people are so intimidated by strong women.

Libra

You don’t understand how someone could walk away without even trying to fix what’s broken.

Scorpio

You don’t understand why everyone is in a rush to settle down so quickly.

Sagittarius

You don’t understand how people spend so long heartbroken over their shitty exes.

Capricorn

You don’t understand why some people are so resistant to serious relationships and labels.

Aquarius

You don’t understand why others have so much trouble being upfront and honest about their intentions

Pisces

You don’t understand why no one wants to date you, and only wants to sleep with you. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.