What Each Zodiac Sign Secretly Does After Breakups

What Each Zodiac Sign Secretly Does After Breakups

Aries

They spend weeks crying themselves to sleep. They release all the pent-up emotions in private that they hold back in public.

Taurus

They stalk their exes on social media. They keep a close eye on every move their ex makes.

Gemini

They stock up on new underwear and lingerie to impress their next partner.

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Cancer

They vow to make a huge lifestyle change, like exercising more or going vegan.

Leo

They look through old photos again and again, missing the past.

Virgo

They spend most of their time sleeping and only wake up to work and eat.

Libra

They post cute pictures on social media to make it look like they’re happy when they’re really suffering inside.

Scorpio

They rebound quickly. They get right into a new relationship, or at least have a one-night stand, so they can forget their ex for a while.

Sagittarius

They spend a lot of time pleasuring themselves. They get to know their own body again.

Capricorn

They drunk text their ex at least once to yell at them — or flirt with them.

Aquarius

They treat themselves with shopping sprees and their favorite desserts to ease the pain.

Pisces

They delete all of their social media so they don’t have to deal with being judged over the breakup. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.

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