Why Each Zodiac Will Never Get Into An Almost Relationship Again

Why Each Zodiac Will Never Get Into An Almost Relationship Again

Aries

You don’t do anything halfway. When you’re invested in someone, you want something real with them.

Taurus

You can’t stand inconsistency. You need someone who is always going to show up when you need them.

Gemini

Mixed signals drive you insane. You don’t want to guess what’s on someone’s mind when they could easily tell you.

Cancer

You’re looking for something serious. You aren’t interested in anything casual.

For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.
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For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.

How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Zodiac Sign includes an exhaustive analysis of each sign’s personality. You’ll learn which high school clique represents them (Pisces are the cool art kids), who would get eaten first in a scary movie (Gemini, obviously) to how each sign prefers to say ‘I love you’ (for Taurus, it’s with good food). Alternating between silly, sweet, and serious, this book is filled with deep dives into the mind of everyone whose birth chart you can get your hands on.

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Leo

You have too many options to waste your time with someone who can’t figure out how they feel about you.

Virgo

You don’t want to waste your precious time on someone who won’t commit. You have better things to do.

Libra

You want to be admired. You don’t want to be neglected and ignored.

Scorpio

You suck at holding back your feelings and playing it cool. You would rather be upfront and honest.

Sagittarius

You lose interest in people once you realize they aren’t all that interested in you.

Capricorn

You don’t actually mind being single. You would rather be alone than with someone who strings you alone.

Aquarius

You don’t want to be the one who cares more. You want a relationship that is equal.

Pisces

You’ve recently raised your standards. You’ve decided to stop accepting less than you deserve. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.