Aries

They’ll break up with you for making too many spelling and grammar mistakes in texts.

Taurus

They’ll break up with you for liking them too much.

Gemini

They’ll break up with you for not liking dogs (or cats or whatever pet they happen to prefer).

Cancer

They’ll break up with you for having the same name as one of their pets, siblings, or parents.

Leo

They’ll break up with you for paying more attention to someone else than them.

Virgo

They’ll break up with you for having horrible taste in music — and thinking it’s superior.

Libra

They’ll break up with you for having bad taste in cologne or clothing.

Scorpio

They’ll break up with you for sending too many texts throughout the day.

Sagittarius

They’ll break up with you for having unbearable friends they can’t stand being around.

Capricorn

They’ll break up with you for having poor hygiene.

Aquarius

They’ll break up with you for being too close with your parents.

Pisces

They’ll break up with you for hating their favorite movie or show.