Aries
You give into temptation and text them.
Taurus
You watch romantic comedies and cry about how you want a love that’s real.
Gemini
You hop onto a dating app to find someone new to occupy your time.
Cancer
You stalk their social media and get self-conscious about the new person they’re dating.
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You post cute pictures in the hopes they’re missing you too and will strike up a conversation when they see how good you look.
Virgo
You rant to your friends about how much you miss your ex and hope they’ll talk you out of getting back together with that person.
Libra
You show up somewhere your ex likes to spend time in the hopes of running into them.
Scorpio
You open a bottle of wine and get drunk.
Sagittarius
You hook up with the first person who shows interest in you, hoping to move on.
Capricorn
You distract yourself with work.
Aquarius
You read through old texts and look at old photos.
Pisces
You go out with your friends to distract yourself. 
