Aries

Chuck Wendig

MONDAY. The theme this week is "low bar for success." Did you brush your teeth? Gold star. Did you get out of bed to do it? Holy fuck, you're amazing. Are you wearing pants? YOU FOOL YOU FELL FOR THE TRAP, PANTS ARE A TOOL OF THE OPPRESSOR, SHIRK YOUR LEG BRIDLES AND RUN FREE

— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) April 27, 2020

Taurus

Victoria/V.E. Schwab

One word/breath/day/cup of tea at a time.

— Victoria/V.E. Schwab (@veschwab) April 27, 2020

Gemini

Delilah S. Dawson

https://twitter.com/DelilahSDawson/status/1252292805143248909

Cancer

Hank Green

Every time I clean my office it gets worse.

— Hank Green (@hankgreen) April 19, 2020

Leo

Angie Thomas

So what should I procrastinate on next? That is the question.

— Angie Thomas (@angiecthomas) April 15, 2020

Virgo

Rick Riordan

https://twitter.com/rickriordan/status/1247481243484250112

Libra

Jenny Han

https://twitter.com/jennyhan/status/1253723917602209792

Scorpio

Neil Gaiman

"We are tougher than we seem. We are tougher than we think. Our stories will outlive us. Let's make them good."

A reflection from Neil Gaiman (@neilhimself) on the fragile but powerful resilience of humans: pic.twitter.com/2hnwSXathS

— TED Talks (@TEDTalks) April 23, 2020

Sagittarius

Rebecca Makkai

#366prompts, Day 116:

Whatever you're writing, put a skunk in there. I don't care if it's a novel set in space or a sonnet about you grandmother. Put a skunk in, I dare you.

— Rebecca Makkai (@rebeccamakkai) April 28, 2020

Capricorn

Alexa Donne

My editor, making a grave mistake: maybe you could describe the room here?

Me, after a two hour Pinterest binge: *writes half a page of description*

Her, probably: oh I meant, like, a sentence?#amediting #amrevising pic.twitter.com/6yKF3t1xvk

— Alexa Donne (@alexadonne) February 21, 2020

Aquarius

Stephen King

I am studying the etymology of “Great googly-moogly,” a phrase that’s giving autocorrect spasms. Appears to have been first uttered by Willie Dixon in a blues called “Goin’ Down Slow,” but I also found it in a Snickers commercial.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) April 25, 2020

Pisces

Paulo Coelho

https://twitter.com/paulocoelho/status/1254096344236654595