Aries
Chuck Wendig
MONDAY. The theme this week is "low bar for success." Did you brush your teeth? Gold star. Did you get out of bed to do it? Holy fuck, you're amazing. Are you wearing pants? YOU FOOL YOU FELL FOR THE TRAP, PANTS ARE A TOOL OF THE OPPRESSOR, SHIRK YOUR LEG BRIDLES AND RUN FREE
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) April 27, 2020
Taurus
Victoria/V.E. Schwab
One word/breath/day/cup of tea at a time.
— Victoria/V.E. Schwab (@veschwab) April 27, 2020
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Delilah S. Dawson
https://twitter.com/DelilahSDawson/status/1252292805143248909
Cancer
Hank Green
Every time I clean my office it gets worse.
— Hank Green (@hankgreen) April 19, 2020
Leo
Angie Thomas
So what should I procrastinate on next? That is the question.
— Angie Thomas (@angiecthomas) April 15, 2020
Virgo
Rick Riordan
https://twitter.com/rickriordan/status/1247481243484250112
Libra
Jenny Han
https://twitter.com/jennyhan/status/1253723917602209792
Scorpio
Neil Gaiman
"We are tougher than we seem. We are tougher than we think. Our stories will outlive us. Let's make them good."
A reflection from Neil Gaiman (@neilhimself) on the fragile but powerful resilience of humans: pic.twitter.com/2hnwSXathS
— TED Talks (@TEDTalks) April 23, 2020
Sagittarius
Rebecca Makkai
#366prompts, Day 116:
Whatever you're writing, put a skunk in there. I don't care if it's a novel set in space or a sonnet about you grandmother. Put a skunk in, I dare you.
— Rebecca Makkai (@rebeccamakkai) April 28, 2020
Capricorn
Alexa Donne
My editor, making a grave mistake: maybe you could describe the room here?
Me, after a two hour Pinterest binge: *writes half a page of description*
Her, probably: oh I meant, like, a sentence?#amediting #amrevising pic.twitter.com/6yKF3t1xvk
— Alexa Donne (@alexadonne) February 21, 2020
Aquarius
Stephen King
I am studying the etymology of “Great googly-moogly,” a phrase that’s giving autocorrect spasms. Appears to have been first uttered by Willie Dixon in a blues called “Goin’ Down Slow,” but I also found it in a Snickers commercial.
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) April 25, 2020
Pisces
Paulo Coelho
https://twitter.com/paulocoelho/status/1254096344236654595
