Each Zodiac Sign Doesn't Have Time For Right Now

The Bullshit Each Zodiac Sign Doesn’t Have Time For Right Now

Aries

They don’t have time for insignificant, petty drama.

Taurus

They don’t have time for people who whine about stupid, meaningless shit.

Gemini

They don’t have time for the same exact arguments with the same exact people.

Cancer

They don’t have time for mixed messages and playing modern dating games.

For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.
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For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.

How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Zodiac Sign includes an exhaustive analysis of each sign’s personality. You’ll learn which high school clique represents them (Pisces are the cool art kids), who would get eaten first in a scary movie (Gemini, obviously) to how each sign prefers to say ‘I love you’ (for Taurus, it’s with good food). Alternating between silly, sweet, and serious, this book is filled with deep dives into the mind of everyone whose birth chart you can get your hands on.

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Leo

They don’t have time for worrying about materialistic bullshit.

Virgo

They don’t have time for emotionally exhausting people who drain them.

Libra

They don’t have time for negative people who only think the worst.

Scorpio

They don’t have time for feeling sorry for themselves and moping around the house.

Sagittarius

They don’t have time for mindlessly scrolling through social media.

Capricorn

They don’t have time for ignorance and general stupidity.

Aquarius

They don’t have time for dwelling on past problems they can’t do anything about now anyway.

Pisces

They don’t have time for people who don’t make time for them. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.