You cry yourself to sleep.

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Aries

You drown yourself in work to distract yourself.

Taurus

You scroll through social media morning, noon, and night.

Gemini

You’ve gotten into exercising because at least it makes you feel productive.

Cancer

You read books and bingewatch shows in order to get your mind off the real world.

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How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Zodiac Sign includes an exhaustive analysis of each sign’s personality. You’ll learn which high school clique represents them (Pisces are the cool art kids), who would get eaten first in a scary movie (Gemini, obviously) to how each sign prefers to say ‘I love you’ (for Taurus, it’s with good food). Alternating between silly, sweet, and serious, this book is filled with deep dives into the mind of everyone whose birth chart you can get your hands on.

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Leo

You cry yourself to sleep every single night.

Virgo

You’ve been surviving on coffee since you barely get any sleep.

Libra

You’ve gotten obsessed with posting on TikTok, Instagram, or YouTube.

Scorpio

You start drinking and smoking more (and earlier in the day).

Sagittarius

You constantly read and watch the news because you need to stay updated.

Capricorn

You sleep away the day because you don’t want to deal with it anymore.

Aquarius

You stay in your pajamas all day long without bothering to get dressed.

Pisces

You are constantly reaching out to your friends so you don’t feel alone. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.