Aries
Because they don’t have room in their life for people who hurt them.
Taurus
Because they don’t have the patience for your bullshit.
Gemini
Because it’s either block you or blow up at you.
Cancer
Because they don’t want to be bothered with your drama.
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Because they’re jealous of your success.
Virgo
Because they have very different political opinions.
Libra
Because they don’t want to lead you on.
Scorpio
Because you broke their heart and started dating someone else.
Sagittarius
Because everything you post is too much of a downer.
Capricorn
Because they barely talk to you anymore.
Aquarius
Because they’re tired of seeing the same posts again and again.
Pisces
Because they hold long grudges. 
