Aries
She’ll get loud and call you out on your bullshit.
Taurus
She’ll get quiet and give you the silent treatment.
Gemini
She’ll lock herself in the bathroom and cry.
Cancer
She’ll call up someone she trusts to vent.
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She’ll pretend she’s perfectly fine.
Virgo
She’ll physically (and emotionally) distance herself from you.
Libra
She’ll have an honest conversation with you about why she’s angry.
Scorpio
She’ll go for a run or a long drive to decompress.
Sagittarius
She’ll demand you treat her better.
Capricorn
She’ll snap and then immediately apologize.
Aquarius
She’ll sigh and huff.
Pisces
She’ll give you short, one-word answers. 
