The Schitt's Creek Quote That Completely Embodies Each Zodiac

The Schitt’s Creek Quote That Completely Embodies Each Zodiac

Aries

I could not be more at one with nature. I do Coachella every year.” — David Rose

Taurus

“Hide your diamonds, hide your exes.” — Alexis Rose

Gemini

“Gossip is the devil’s telephone. Best to just hang up.” — Moira Rose

Cancer

I plan on popping a pill, crying a bit, and falling asleep early. — David Rose

For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.
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For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.

How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Zodiac Sign includes an exhaustive analysis of each sign’s personality. You’ll learn which high school clique represents them (Pisces are the cool art kids), who would get eaten first in a scary movie (Gemini, obviously) to how each sign prefers to say ‘I love you’ (for Taurus, it’s with good food). Alternating between silly, sweet, and serious, this book is filled with deep dives into the mind of everyone whose birth chart you can get your hands on.

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Leo

I walk through life in really nice shoes. — Alexis Rose

Virgo

I have my own holiday tradition. It’s like the 12 Days of Christmas, but it’s one day with 12 bottles of wine. — Stevie Budd

Libra

I do not have a lot to my name right now, but I do have one thing: taste. — David Rose

Scorpio

“I’d kill for a good coma right now.” — Moira Rose

Sagittarius

“The world is falling apart around us and I’m dying inside.” — Moira Rose

Capricorn

If airplane safety videos have taught me anything, David, it’s that a mother puts her own mask on first.”  Moira Rose

Aquarius

“I hope that someday I find someone who I can stand long enough to feel a little lost when they’re not around.” — Stevie Budd

Pisces

“This wine is awful. Give me another glass.” — Moira Rose Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University. Read more articles from January on Thought Catalog.

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