Aries
A toxic relationship.
Taurus
A casual relationship.
Gemini
A relationship that exists solely over text.
Cancer
A one-sided relationship.
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How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Zodiac Sign includes an exhaustive analysis of each sign’s personality. You’ll learn which high school clique represents them (Pisces are the cool art kids), who would get eaten first in a scary movie (Gemini, obviously) to how each sign prefers to say ‘I love you’ (for Taurus, it’s with good food). Alternating between silly, sweet, and serious, this book is filled with deep dives into the mind of everyone whose birth chart you can get your hands on.
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A long-distance relationship.
Virgo
An almost relationship.
Libra
A friends with benefits relationship.
Scorpio
A flirtationship.
Sagittarius
A monogamous relationship.
Capricorn
An unlabeled relationship.
Aquarius
An open relationship.
Pisces
A situationship. 
