Aries
When you pay more attention to your phone than him.
Taurus
When you’re vague about your feelings.
Gemini
When you don’t clean up after yourself.
Cancer
When you spend too much time at work.
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When you go too long without texting back.
Virgo
When you try to one-up his pain.
Libra
When you can’t come to a decision about what to eat or what to watch.
Scorpio
When you tell little white lies to make him feel better.
Sagittarius
When you take hours to get ready.
Capricorn
When you claim you’re fine even though something is clearly bothering you.
Aquarius
When you make big decisions without consulting him first.
Pisces
When you send mixed signals. 
