Aries
You get paranoid whenever your person cancels plans with you at the last second.
Taurus
You get paranoid whenever your person takes too long to text back.
Gemini
You get paranoid whenever your person isn’t in the mood for sex.
Cancer
You get paranoid whenever your person goes a little too long without saying I love you.
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You get paranoid whenever your person goes out partying without you.
Virgo
You get paranoid whenever your person shows up to a date late.
Libra
You get paranoid whenever your person goes a little too long without reassuring you how much they care.
Scorpio
You get paranoid whenever your person comes home late.
Sagittarius
You get paranoid whenever your person mentions an ex.
Capricorn
You get paranoid whenever your person gets drunk without you around.
Aquarius
You get paranoid whenever your person is out of town for too long.
Pisces
You get paranoid whenever your person likes someone else’s Instagram pictures. 
