How To Tell When Each Zodiac Sign Wants You To Leave Them The Hell Alone

How To Tell When Each Zodiac Sign Wants You To Leave Them The Hell Alone

Aries

They stare at their phone while you’re speaking.

Taurus

They smile and nod without saying anything in return.

Gemini

They hint at how stressed they are and how they don’t want to deal with people.

Cancer

They mhm through your conversation without contributing anything.

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Leo

They physically walk away from you.

Virgo

They jam headphones into their ears.

Libra

They keep talking about how much they need to get done and how they really don’t have time to talk.

Scorpio

They shut down every conversation by giving one-word answers.

Sagittarius

They reply to everything you say with a sarcastic comment.

Capricorn

They bluntly tell you to fuck off.

Aquarius

They take hours to answer your texts and only give you one word answers.

Pisces

They shove their head in a book. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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