Aries
They stare at their phone while you’re speaking.
Taurus
They smile and nod without saying anything in return.
Gemini
They hint at how stressed they are and how they don’t want to deal with people.
Cancer
They mhm through your conversation without contributing anything.
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They physically walk away from you.
Virgo
They jam headphones into their ears.
Libra
They keep talking about how much they need to get done and how they really don’t have time to talk.
Scorpio
They shut down every conversation by giving one-word answers.
Sagittarius
They reply to everything you say with a sarcastic comment.
Capricorn
They bluntly tell you to fuck off.
Aquarius
They take hours to answer your texts and only give you one word answers.
Pisces
They shove their head in a book. 
