Here's Your Sign Not To Text Him, Based On Your Zodiac

Here’s Your Sign Not To Text Him, Based On Your Zodiac

Aries

You shouldn’t text him because he isn’t thinking about you.

Taurus

You shouldn’t text him because he’s only going to cause you pain.

Gemini

You shouldn’t text him because you have better things to do with your time.

Cancer

You shouldn’t text him because your standards are too high for someone like him to reach.

For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.
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For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.

How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Zodiac Sign includes an exhaustive analysis of each sign’s personality. You’ll learn which high school clique represents them (Pisces are the cool art kids), who would get eaten first in a scary movie (Gemini, obviously) to how each sign prefers to say ‘I love you’ (for Taurus, it’s with good food). Alternating between silly, sweet, and serious, this book is filled with deep dives into the mind of everyone whose birth chart you can get your hands on.

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Leo

You shouldn’t text him because you are going to regret it as soon as you press send.

Virgo

You shouldn’t text him because he hurts you more than he makes you happy.

Libra

You shouldn’t text him because he isn’t going to tell you what you want to hear.

Scorpio

You shouldn’t text him because there are better guys out there.

Sagittarius

You shouldn’t text him because talking to him is only going to make it harder for you to get over him.

Capricorn

You shouldn’t text him because you can’t change what happened between you in the past.

Aquarius

You shouldn’t text him because he’s been acting like you’re invisible.

Pisces

You shouldn’t text him because he doesn’t deserve your attention. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.

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