Why Your First Dates Never Turn Into Second Dates, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Why Your First Dates Never Turn Into Second Dates, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Aries

You expect sparks right away. If you don’t feel intense chemistry during your first conversation, you give up on the relationship.

Taurus

You’re too nitpicky. When you find one little thing you don’t like about a person, you blow it out of proportion.

Gemini

You get intimidated easily. You have a much harder time being yourself in person than you did when you were texting them.

Cancer

You take things too seriously and think too far ahead. If you don’t think this person is marriage material, you don’t give them a chance.

For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.
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For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.

How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Zodiac Sign includes an exhaustive analysis of each sign’s personality. You’ll learn which high school clique represents them (Pisces are the cool art kids), who would get eaten first in a scary movie (Gemini, obviously) to how each sign prefers to say ‘I love you’ (for Taurus, it’s with good food). Alternating between silly, sweet, and serious, this book is filled with deep dives into the mind of everyone whose birth chart you can get your hands on.

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Leo

You’re too picky. You don’t think anyone is good enough for you.

Virgo

You treat dates like interviews. You grill the other person and sap the fun out of the evening.

Libra

You overthink and overanalyze everything they’ve said until you convince yourself they aren’t a good match for you.

Scorpio

You hold your cards to close to your chest. You come across as uninterested which makes the other person lose interest.

Sagittarius    

You’re still living in the past. You’re comparing everyone to your ex — who you’re still not over.

Capricorn

You’re terrified of rejection so you sabotage the relationship before it gets too serious.

Aquarius

You build the person up inside your head and when you see them in person, the illusion is shattered.

Pisces

You never make the first move. You expect them to set plans and initiate the first kiss instead of taking charge yourself. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.