Why July Has Sucked So Far, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Why July Has Sucked So Far, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Aries

You’ve barely had any time to sit outside and enjoy the weather. You’ve been cooped up, working.

Taurus

Your friends all live in different states now, so you don’t get to hang out with them the same way you used to when summer came around.

Gemini

You haven’t had the chance to drink, to smoke, to party, to enjoy your youth. You can’t remember the last time you had fun.

Cancer

Whenever it seems like you’re about to get a break, more and more responsibilities keep falling onto your lap.

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How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Zodiac Sign includes an exhaustive analysis of each sign’s personality. You’ll learn which high school clique represents them (Pisces are the cool art kids), who would get eaten first in a scary movie (Gemini, obviously) to how each sign prefers to say ‘I love you’ (for Taurus, it’s with good food). Alternating between silly, sweet, and serious, this book is filled with deep dives into the mind of everyone whose birth chart you can get your hands on.

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Leo

Everyone in your life has been causing drama lately. You can’t seem to get a moment of peace and quiet.

Virgo

Your schedule is jam-packed. Some of the things on your calendar are fun events, like weddings and graduation parties, but it’s left you with little time to yourself.

Libra

You’ve been feeling down lately. You thought the change in weather would lift your spirits, but you still can’t pull yourself out of your funk.

Scorpio

No one answers your texts. No one sets plans to hang out. No one is ever free at the same time you’re free.

Sagittarius

You’ve been feeling restless but you’re not sure what you want, you’re not sure what would make you happy.

Capricorn

Every time you drink, you get pretty bad headaches. Every time you leave the house, you get pretty bad allergies. Your body hasn’t been on your side lately.

Aquarius

You had big plans for this summer, but so far, all you’ve really done is sleep.

Pisces

All of your plans keep falling through. All of the promises people have made you keep getting broken. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University. Read more articles from January on Thought Catalog.

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