Why July Has Sucked So Far, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Why July Has Sucked So Far, Based On Your Zodiac Sign


You’ve barely had any time to sit outside and enjoy the weather. You’ve been cooped up, working.


Your friends all live in different states now, so you don’t get to hang out with them the same way you used to when summer came around.


You haven’t had the chance to drink, to smoke, to party, to enjoy your youth. You can’t remember the last time you had fun.


Whenever it seems like you’re about to get a break, more and more responsibilities keep falling onto your lap.

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For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.

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Everyone in your life has been causing drama lately. You can’t seem to get a moment of peace and quiet.


Your schedule is jam-packed. Some of the things on your calendar are fun events, like weddings and graduation parties, but it’s left you with little time to yourself.


You’ve been feeling down lately. You thought the change in weather would lift your spirits, but you still can’t pull yourself out of your funk.


No one answers your texts. No one sets plans to hang out. No one is ever free at the same time you’re free.


You’ve been feeling restless but you’re not sure what you want, you’re not sure what would make you happy.


Every time you drink, you get pretty bad headaches. Every time you leave the house, you get pretty bad allergies. Your body hasn’t been on your side lately.


You had big plans for this summer, but so far, all you’ve really done is sleep.


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January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.