Aries
Looking like you have your shit together.
Taurus
Your five year plan.
Gemini
Your attitude.
Cancer
Your work drama.
For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.
How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Zodiac Sign includes an exhaustive analysis of each sign’s personality. You’ll learn which high school clique represents them (Pisces are the cool art kids), who would get eaten first in a scary movie (Gemini, obviously) to how each sign prefers to say ‘I love you’ (for Taurus, it’s with good food). Alternating between silly, sweet, and serious, this book is filled with deep dives into the mind of everyone whose birth chart you can get your hands on.
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Your insecurities.
Virgo
Your toxic family members.
Libra
Your sex life.
Scorpio
Your weight, your hair, your acne.
Sagittarius
Your fake friends.
Capricorn
Your reputation.
Aquarius
Your relationship status.
Pisces
Your social media presence. 
