What Each Zodiac Sign Has Stopped Caring About This July

What Each Zodiac Sign Has Stopped Caring About This July

Aries

Looking like you have your shit together.

Taurus

Your five year plan.

Gemini

Your attitude.

Cancer

Your work drama.

For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.
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For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.

How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Zodiac Sign includes an exhaustive analysis of each sign’s personality. You’ll learn which high school clique represents them (Pisces are the cool art kids), who would get eaten first in a scary movie (Gemini, obviously) to how each sign prefers to say ‘I love you’ (for Taurus, it’s with good food). Alternating between silly, sweet, and serious, this book is filled with deep dives into the mind of everyone whose birth chart you can get your hands on.

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Leo

Your insecurities.

Virgo

Your toxic family members.

Libra

Your sex life.

Scorpio

Your weight, your hair, your acne.

Sagittarius

Your fake friends.

Capricorn

Your reputation.

Aquarius

Your relationship status.

Pisces

Your social media presence. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.