Aries
You’re going to learn relationships are about teamwork, not competition.
Taurus
You’re going to learn it’s dangerous to work until you burn out.
Gemini
You’re going to learn pouring all your effort into a one-sided relationship isn’t worth the hassle.
Cancer
You’re going to learn you cannot do everything at once.
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You’re going to learn nothing good in life comes easily.
Virgo
You’re going to learn you can’t trust anyone except yourself.
Libra
You’re going to learn your history with someone isn’t as important as your present state with them.
Scorpio
You’re going to learn healing takes time but is always possible.
Sagittarius
You’re going to learn putting yourself out there can pay off.
Capricorn
You’re going to learn nothing good in life comes easily.
Aquarius
You’re going to learn it’s possible to strike a healthy balance between your social life and career.
Pisces
You’re going to learn bad days don’t last forever. 
