Aries
Texting him would be stupid. You don’t need to talk to him. You need to forget about him.
Taurus
He hasn’t learned anything. He’s the exact same person. Giving him another chance is a recipe for heartbreak.
Gemini
He never cared about you. The only person he’s capable of caring about is himself. So you should start caring about yourself.
Cancer
He isn’t sorry he hurt you. He’s sorry you’re not around to feed his ego anymore.
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Yes, you might be single for a while. But single is better than returning to the hellhole he called a relationship.
Virgo
He isn’t going to watch your story. Stop posting in the hopes of impressing him. Stop worrying about his bullshit opinion.
Libra
No, he isn’t all bad — but he is bad enough. Stop trying to convince yourself he deserves another chance. He doesn’t.
Scorpio
He’s gone. You have to accept he isn’t coming back. And you have to accept that’s good news.
Sagittarius
He sucks. He’s not worth the tears. He’s not worth the self-loathing.
Capricorn
Missing him doesn’t mean you should go back to him. It doesn’t mean you should ruin all your progress.
Aquarius
He’s not thinking about you. He’s never thinking about you. He only thinks about himself.
Pisces
He broke your fucking heart. He doesn’t deserve another poem. 
