Aries
They’ll make a scene at a restaurant.
Taurus
They’ll have a tearful conversation with you.
Gemini
They’ll send a long text.
Cancer
They’ll ask to take a break.
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They’ll delete you from social media.
Virgo
They’ll rip the bandaid right off to get it over with.
Libra
They’ll give you a million compliments about how you deserve better.
Scorpio
They’ll get into a screaming match with you.
Sagittarius
They’ll find a way to trick you into breaking up with them.
Capricorn
They’ll ghost you.
Aquarius
They’ll slowly distance themselves from you over time.
Pisces
They’ll try to break up with you several times because they can’t gather the courage to go through with it. 
