How Each Zodiac Will Dump You

How Each Zodiac Will Dump You

Aries

They’ll make a scene at a restaurant.

Taurus

They’ll have a tearful conversation with you.

Gemini

They’ll send a long text.

Cancer

They’ll ask to take a break.

For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.
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How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Zodiac Sign includes an exhaustive analysis of each sign’s personality. You’ll learn which high school clique represents them (Pisces are the cool art kids), who would get eaten first in a scary movie (Gemini, obviously) to how each sign prefers to say ‘I love you’ (for Taurus, it’s with good food). Alternating between silly, sweet, and serious, this book is filled with deep dives into the mind of everyone whose birth chart you can get your hands on.

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Leo

They’ll delete you from social media.

Virgo

They’ll rip the bandaid right off to get it over with.

Libra

They’ll give you a million compliments about how you deserve better.

Scorpio

They’ll get into a screaming match with you.

Sagittarius

They’ll find a way to trick you into breaking up with them.

Capricorn

They’ll ghost you.

Aquarius

They’ll slowly distance themselves from you over time.

Pisces

They’ll try to break up with you several times because they can’t gather the courage to go through with it. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University. Read more articles from January on Thought Catalog.

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