Aries: March 21 – April 19th
They’ll stop answering your texts.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
They’ll accidentally send mixed signals because they don’t want to hurt you.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
They will make up some bullshit about how they’re not ready for a relationship right now.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
They will sugarcoat it by adding something about how you’re a great person and you deserve better than them.
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They’ll subtly bring up the person they’re actually interested in dating.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
They will be as blunt as possible to make sure their message gets across loud and clear.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
They will laugh it off and redirect the conversation any time you try to flirt.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
They will hook up with someone else in front of you.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
They’ll delete you from every social media account.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
They’ll turn you down straight to your face.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
They will always have a lame excuse about why they aren’t able to hang out with you.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
They will call you buddy and pal until you get the hint. 
