Aries: March 21 – April 19th
Stop making everything sexual.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
Stop talking about your ex.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
Stop staring at your phone.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
Stop mentioning marriage and children.
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Buy nowLeo: July 23rd – August 22nd
Stop making everything about yourself.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
Stop talking nonstop about work.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
Stop gossiping.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
Stop trying to one-up your date.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
Stop getting sloppy drunk.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
Stop being so pessimistic.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
Stop showing up late.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
Stop oversharing. 
