Aries: March 21 – April 19th
Blowing up Peeps in the microwave.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
Using the holiday as an excuse to get dressed to the nines.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
Having a mandatory dinner with the family (and texting under the table the entire time).
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
Hiding eggs for all the children.
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Buy nowLeo: July 23rd – August 22nd
Gobbling as much chocolate as possible.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
Drinking wine.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
Planting flowers.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
Putting together gift baskets (at the last second).
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
Attending religious services.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
Absolutely nothing.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
Painting eggs in vibrant, elaborate designs.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
Cooking enough food to feed the entire family. 
