Joel Sossa
Joel Sossa
Aries: March 21 – April 19th
- Mixed signals
- Unanswered messages
- Constant mood swings
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
- Manipulative tendencies
- Jealousy
- Snooping through texts
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
- Keeping secrets
- Lying about little things
- Drinking too much
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
- Canceled plans
- Showing up late
- Being against relationship labels
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
- Cheating
- Drug use
- Heavy partying
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
- Laziness
- Lack of direction
- Immaturity
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
- Short tempers
- Pessimism
- Acting pushy
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
- Neediness
- Possessiveness
- Passive agressiveness
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
- Acting disrespectful
- Refusing to apologize
- Shifting the blame
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
- Ignorance
- Hypocites
- Social media addicts
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
- Controlling behaviors
- Gaslighting
- Stories never lining up
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
- Bossy
- Entitled
- Superficial
For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.
How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Zodiac Sign includes an exhaustive analysis of each sign’s personality. You’ll learn which high school clique represents them (Pisces are the cool art kids), who would get eaten first in a scary movie (Gemini, obviously) to how each sign prefers to say ‘I love you’ (for Taurus, it’s with good food). Alternating between silly, sweet, and serious, this book is filled with deep dives into the mind of everyone whose birth chart you can get your hands on.
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