Aries: March 21 – April 19th
You are still pissed someone had the nerve to treat you like crap — and you are still pissed at yourself for putting up with it.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
You always have a hard time forgetting about the past. You always have a hard time letting people go.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
You are trying to figure out a way to get them back, to make them jealous, to make them realize how stupid they were for hurting you.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
You still secretly have feelings for them.
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You keep seeing reminders of them on social media.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
No matter how hard you try to stay away from them, they won’t leave you the hell alone.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
You have been feeling extra lonely lately so your standards have been slipping.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
You are still searching for closure. You are still overthinking the relationship and trying to figure out where it all went wrong.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
They keep drunk texting you. And sometimes, you drunk text them back.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
They left you with a lot of baggage you’re still trying to sort through.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
You keep getting asked about them by family and friends who don’t realize you’ve broken up.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
You keep having dreams about them. 
