Aries: March 21 – April 19th

You are highly sarcastic. You can be a little mean to the people you like, and if they don’t get your sense of humor, they assume you aren’t interested.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

You are friendly, touchy-feely. You give out a lot of compliments and smiles, even to people you cannot stand. Boys assume you aren’t interested because you treat everyone the same way as you treat them.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

You send mixed messages. One day you are flirtatious. The next day you want to be left the hell alone. No one knows how you feel about them because your mood around them is always changing.

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

You are shy. Boys assume you aren’t interested because you avoid eye contact with them, avoid hanging out with them, avoid texting them.

Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

You are sexy. You are confident. You are loud. People are intimidated by you. They assume you are not interested because you could have anyone you wanted.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

You are good at hiding your feelings. You are good at pretending you couldn’t care less about the people you think about every night. Boys assume you aren’t interested because you are a convincing actor.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

You are subtle when you flirt. Boys assume you aren’t interested because they think you are only being nice.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

You have high standards. Boys assume you aren’t interested because you seem highly selective — and they don’t think they could make the cut.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

You seem like you love the single life. You seem like you are happy partying with your friends and sleeping around. Boys assume you aren’t interested in dating anyone, especially them.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

You don’t like to talk about your emotions. You have a hard time opening up to anyone, even people you trust. Boys assume you aren’t interested because you keep your guard raised around them.

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

You drop off the face of the planet without warning. People assume you aren’t interested because you take a long time to text back — if you text back at all.

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

You have a lot of friends and are always posting pictures with them. Boys assume you are dating one of the guys in those pictures and don’t bother to chase you because they don’t think they have a chance.