Why Each Zodiac Sign Would Be A Total Bridezilla 

Why Each Zodiac Sign Would Be A Total Bridezilla 

Aries

You don’t care about anyone else’s opinions — so you’re not going to be happy when everyone starts giving you advice on how you should run your own wedding.

Taurus

You get stressed over making the tiniest decisions — and weddings involve a lot of decisions.

Gemini

You have high expectations — so you aren’t going to settle for anything less than the best.

Cancer

You want to make everyone happy — and since that’s impossible, you’re going to end up having a meltdown picking bridesmaids and table assignments.

For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.
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For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.

How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Zodiac Sign includes an exhaustive analysis of each sign’s personality. You’ll learn which high school clique represents them (Pisces are the cool art kids), who would get eaten first in a scary movie (Gemini, obviously) to how each sign prefers to say ‘I love you’ (for Taurus, it’s with good food). Alternating between silly, sweet, and serious, this book is filled with deep dives into the mind of everyone whose birth chart you can get your hands on.

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Leo

You’re a perfectionist — so you’re going to freak out whenever the tiniest thing goes wrong.

Virgo

You want everything done exactly your way — so you’re going to get annoyed when people try to improvise and change your plans.

Libra

You like being the center of attention — so you won’t be happy when anyone tries to steal your thunder.

Scorpio

You’re too blunt to hold back when you’re annoyed — so you aren’t going to be polite when a wedding vendor screws up what you wanted.

Sagittarius

You’re independent — so you would rather do everything on your own, which means your stress levels will be higher than ever.

Capricorn

You’re a planner — so you’re going to get annoyed when people forget to RSPV or change their minds about coming at the last second.

Aquarius

You’ve been daydreaming about your wedding for a long, long time — so you won’t mind going bankrupt in order to make your day as perfect as possible.

Pisces

You have an obsessive personality — so once you start wedding planning, it’s the only thing you’ll be able to think about. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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