Why Each Zodiac Thinks They’re Single (And Why They’re Actually Single)

Why Each Zodiac Thinks They’re Single (And Why They’re Actually Single)

Aries

Why You Think You’re Single: Because you’re too independent to let any guy hold you down.

Why You’re Actually Single: Because you never let your guard down for long enough to let anyone inside.

Taurus

Why You Think You’re Single: Because your ex broke your heart and left you with baggage.

Why You’re Actually Single: Because you still feel like you could reunite with your ex and won’t give any other guy a chance.

For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.
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For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.

How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Zodiac Sign includes an exhaustive analysis of each sign’s personality. You’ll learn which high school clique represents them (Pisces are the cool art kids), who would get eaten first in a scary movie (Gemini, obviously) to how each sign prefers to say ‘I love you’ (for Taurus, it’s with good food). Alternating between silly, sweet, and serious, this book is filled with deep dives into the mind of everyone whose birth chart you can get your hands on.

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Gemini

Why You Think You’re Single: Because there are no good guys around for you to date.

Why You’re Actually Single: Because you never leave the house to meet new people.

Cancer

Why You Think You’re Single: Because you’re ready for a mature, serious relationship and everyone else is looking for something casual.

Why You’re Actually Single: Because you want to move too fast and skip the getting-to-know-you stage.

Leo

Why You Think You’re Single: Because you are too intimidating.

Why You’re Actually Single: Because your sarcasm and blunt comments can come across as rude.

Virgo

Why You Think You’re Single: Because you don’t have enough time to balance a love life with your career.

Why You’re Actually Single: Because you are prioritizing Netflix and naps over going on dates.

Libra

Why You Think You’re Single: Because you’re not pretty enough, not thin enough, not interesting enough.

Why You’re Actually Single: Because you have low self-esteem and never put yourself out there.

Scorpio

Why You Think You’re Single: Because no one reaches your standards.

Why You’re Actually Single: Because you give up on relationships as soon as there’s the slightest problem.

Sagittarius

Why You Think You’re Single: Because no one likes you back.

Why You’re Actually Single: Because you aren’t giving the guys who are actually interested in you a chance.

Capricorn

Why You Think You’re Single: Because it’s more fun to play the field.

Why You’re Actually Single: Because you’re terrified of getting hurt again.

Aquarius

Why You Think You’re Single: Because you’re used to being single and don’t know how to survive any other way.

Why You’re Actually Single: Because you’re not putting enough effort into texting and making time for the people who want to date you.

Pisces

Why You Think You’re Single: Because you’re worried a relationship will make you lose your independence.

Why You’re Actually Single: Because you’ve never learned how to work as a team. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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