How Each Zodiac Sign Is Making Themselves More Miserable

How Each Zodiac Sign Is Making Themselves More Miserable

Aries: March 21 – April 19th

You’re holding onto grudges that are eating you away from the inside.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

You’re acting like nothing bothers you when you’re secretly dying inside.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

You’re closing your heart off because you don’t want to risk another rejection.

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

You’re running around, trying to do everything for everyone except yourself.

For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.
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For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.

How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Zodiac Sign includes an exhaustive analysis of each sign’s personality. You’ll learn which high school clique represents them (Pisces are the cool art kids), who would get eaten first in a scary movie (Gemini, obviously) to how each sign prefers to say ‘I love you’ (for Taurus, it’s with good food). Alternating between silly, sweet, and serious, this book is filled with deep dives into the mind of everyone whose birth chart you can get your hands on.

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Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

You’re replaying your past on a loop every time you close your eyes.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

You’re forcing yourself to work nonstop without a break.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

You’re not setting aside enough time to practice self-care.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

You’re blaming everyone else for making you miserable instead of accepting your own toxic behaviors.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

You’re dwelling on every mistake you make instead of learning from them.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

You’re keeping your distance from people you wish you knew better because you’re worried they’re going to hurt you.

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

You’re staying cooped inside the house instead of getting sunshine and seeing friends.

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

You’re tearing yourself apart every single time you look in the mirror. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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