Aries: March 21 – April 19th

You are impatient. You make moves without stopping to think whether you will come across as desperate or clingy. You chase after what you want, and unfortunately, some people are uncomfortable with that.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

You get attached easily, which sucks in a world filled with almost relationships. You keep falling for people who mean so much to you and mistakenly assume you mean just as much to them. And then you end up heartbroken. Again.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

Technology makes it much easier for you to snoop. You can see your person’s ex. on Instagram. You can see the pictures they like. You can see the friends they add. Having access to all of that information makes you insecure. It makes you overthink.

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

You do not know the definition of casual. You have been searching for your happily ever after since you were a little kid. You want someone eternal, not someone temporary.

Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

You feel like you never get the chance to develop an authentic connection with anyone because most of your interactions happen over the phone. You rarely see each other in person. You just keep having the same back-and-forth over text.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

You hate mixed signals. You want honesty. You want to know where you stand with someone. You don’t want to get strung along. You don’t want to waste precious time. Modern dating involves a lot of shady behavior and you are not here for it.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

You are too nice. People take advantage of your soft heart. They use you because they know you will believe their lies and trust them despite their deceits.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

You get emotionally invested in people after getting physical with them. It’s hard for you to sleep with someone casually. You always end up falling hard and wanting more.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

You hate pretending. You feel like modern dating forces you to pretend you are emotionless and pretend you aren’t interest in marriage, and even though you play along, it kills you a little inside.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

You are old fashioned. You are an old soul. You would rather get dinner with someone and have a proper chat where you get to know them than sit on the couch and watch Netflix with them for five minutes before making out.

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

You are emotional. You like to talk about your feelings. And since the rest of the world avoids wearing their heart on their sleeve, you intimidate them. You cause them to run in the other direction because they are not as honest with themselves as you are.

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

You get accused of being clingy because you send too many texts and come on too strong. You accidentally scare people away with your never-ending kindness.