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The Toxic Guy You Are Always Attracted To, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Aries: March 21st – April 19th

The guy who uses you for sex and then calls you just a friend.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

The guy who texts you nonstop for weeks and then goes missing without a word.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

The guy who expects you to text him back within minutes even though he keeps you waiting for days at a time.

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

The guy who is never sober.

For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.
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Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

The guy who calls you beautiful when you’re hanging out inside his apartment but never introduces you to his family or takes you for dinner in public where other people will see you together.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

The guy who acts like your boyfriend but refuses to give you the title of girlfriend. 

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

The guy who claims he misses you but never puts in effort to actually set plans with you.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

The guy who gets jealous easily and tries to control every move you make.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

The guy who tells you he isn’t looking for anything serious right now.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

The guy who lies through his teeth and never even feels guilty about it.

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

The guy who will take you out for a ‘romantic’ dinner and text other people the entire time.

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

The guy who will show up late and cancel plans on short notice. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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