1. Where are you? Who are you with? Why is it taking you so long to answer my texts?

2. No one else would put up with your bullshit the way I do. You’re lucky I stick around.

3. I was drunk at the time. You can’t blame me for what I did. I can barely even remember what happened.

4. If you ever left me, I would kill myself.

5. You’re such an idiot. You can’t do anything right.

6. I don’t know when I’ll be home. Don’t wait up.

7. You better not have left the house in that skirt. I don’t want you wearing something that short unless you’re with me.

8. Calm down. You’re overreacting.

9. I’m sorry you feel that way.

10. Send me a picture of yourself to prove you really are where you claim you are.

11. You know there are a million other people who want to date me, right? You’re not my only option.

12. You’re such a whore.

13. You’re cheating on me, aren’t you?

14. You’re acting crazy.

15. I can’t believe you’re still angry about that. It’s in the past.

16. I really don’t have time to deal with you right now.

17. You’re being a real bitch.

18. Are you on your period?

19. Fuck you.

20. You’re acting like a child.

21. Are you really going to leave the house wearing that?

22. Look how pretty that girl is. I wish you would dress more like her.

23. You really need to lose some weight. You didn’t look like this when we met.

24. Leave me alone. You can be so annoying.

25. I’m not going to apologize when I didn’t do anything wrong.

26. My ex was better in bed. I wish you were more like her.

27. I hate your friends. I don’t know why you still hang out with them.

28. You didn’t tell me you were going out tonight. You need to ask for my permission first.

29. If you loved me, then you would let me do whatever I wanted.

30. Stop talking.

31. I don’t care.

32. I can’t do this anymore.

33. I’m going to break up with you.