Aries: March 21st – April 19th
They are going to act like a complete asshole until you break up with them so that they don’t have to feel guilty.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
They are going to take you to a nice restaurant and break the news to you in public so that you do not cause a scene.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
They are going to ghost you so that they don’t have to have an awkward conversation with you. They assume that you will get the hint when you don’t hear from them for days.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
They are going to have a long, serious conversation with you to let you know why they are breaking up with you and to remind you that they will always care about you.
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
They are going to try to numb the pain by telling you that they hope you can still be friends. They might even throw in a few cliches about how it is them and not you.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
They are going to try to break up with you in the most subtle way multiple times before you get the hint, because they feel bad and don’t want to hurt your feelings.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
They are going to think about breaking up with you for weeks, consider the pros and cons of each choice, and then finally break up with you long after they have already broken up with you in their mind.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
They are going to break up with you spontaneously in the middle of an argument. They won’t even realize what they’re doing before the words leave their mouth.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
They are going to ask if you want to go on a break so that there is always a chance that they can go back to you if they decide that they don’t want to be single anymore.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
They are going to dump you on the spot without leading up to it in a gentle way. They are just going to rip off the bandaid to get it over with.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
They are going to write you a long, elaborate email or letter about why they decided it is best that you two go your separate ways. They will give you closure by listing out all the reasons why they came to this choice.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
They are going to break the news to you over text so that they don’t have to see your face when you realize what is happening. Seeing you would hurt too much.