Zodiacs Ranked By How Goddamn Confusing Their Mixed Signals Get

1. Sagittarius

This is the sign that will tell you they aren’t ready for a real relationship — and then will turn around and cuddle with you and hold hands with you as if they are already dating you. Their actions and their words tell you two totally different things, and sometimes it’s hard to figure out which side is the honest truth.

2. Pisces

It’s hard to tell whether this sign is being friendly or flirtatious. Sure, they will compliment you on how nice you look. They will laugh at all your jokes. They will make plans to hang out with you one-on-one. But since they’re so nice to everyone, you won’t be able to tell whether you’re special or just another friend.

3. Aries

Aries know what they want and aren’t afraid of going after it. But sometimes, when they really like a person, those intense feelings will scare them. That’s why they will wait so long to text back and will hold back from admitting how much they like you. They are trying to come across as chill. The last thing they want is to appear clingy.

4. Libra

Libras suffer from shyness, so they will hold back from saying what they want to say. They will smile when you compliment them instead of complimenting you back. And they might send a one-word text because they can’t think of anything else to type. They aren’t trying to send mixed signals. They just suck at flirting.

5. Scorpio

When you’re face-to-face with a Scorpio who has feelings for you, you can tell by the way they touch your thigh and grab your arm and hold your hand – honestly, they come up with any excuse at all to touch you. The only time their signals are mixed are when they’re communicating with you over text, because they don’t always answer back fast or even at all.

6. Gemini

Geminis aren’t trying to fuck with your mind by canceling plans with you and ignoring your messages. They are just trying to figure out how they feel. That’s why they might seem interested one day and not the next. They aren’t making you suffer on purpose. They just aren’t sure whether you are the person they really want yet.

7. Leo

A Leo will like all of your Instagram photos instead of texting you. They will tell you how much they miss you, but they won’t make actual plans to see you. They will put in enough effort to keep you interested, but not much more, because they don’t want to do all of the work. They want you to put in a little effort, too.

8. Virgo

This sign is terrified of confrontation, which is why they have a habit of ghosting. They don’t want to hurt your feelings. They don’t want to see you sad. So they do the easiest thing they can do and stop answering your messages after talking to you nonstop for months. It might feel like they’re sending mixed signals, but in their mind, they’re making their feelings obvious.

9. Taurus

A Taurus will try to impress you with old fashioned dating tactics like playing hard to get. They will try to make you jealous by posting attractive pictures on Instagram and casually mentioning other people who are interested in them. They will try their best to impress you – but sometimes, it backfires on them and makes them look like they think they could do better than you.

10. Aquarius

This sign might not tell you how they feel, but they will tell all of their friends. If you don’t get the hint by the way they giggle around you, then you’ll get the hint by reading the song lyrics an Aquarius posts online and the comments they leave beneath your photos. They won’t always come right out and admit how they feel, but it will be pretty obvious.

11. Cancer

You can tell what is running through a Cancer’s mind just by looking into their eyes. They wear their heart on their sleeves. They wear their emotions across their face. If they like you, then you are going to know right away. They can’t hide their love.

12. Capricorn

This sign is brutally honest about their feelings. What they say is what they mean. Whether they want a relationship with you or they want to sleep with you, they will come right out and say it. They don’t see a point in beating around the bush. It only wastes time.