35 Hysterical Times Children Revealed Their Parents’ Personal Lives To Other People
I probably embarrassed the hell out of my parents too, but these...these are so much better.
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29. lunasvah
I’m a dance teacher, and a little girl once told me she and her family had a pet bird that had recently died. She was very distraught and said, “Daddy was bringing it outside to bury it, and dropped it….and then Mommy accidentally kicked it and it hit a wall.” It took everything in my power not to burst out laughing at such a visual.
image – Flickr / Capt’ Gorgeous
30. HBZ415
I just got done vaguely learning about drugs and alcohol at school, with my new found knowledge I vowed to be drug free. My dad worked for a Heineken at the time and I knew that was beer which I was taught is alcohol which is a drug. Cue sharing time, we’re sitting in a circle talking about what our parents do, I was the first one to start. I started telling them that my dad worked for a beer company when it dawned on me….my dad was a drug dealer! I started crying and couldn’t articulate my words but what I did spit out was “MY DAD SELLS DRUGS”. Needless to say my parents were called to the school and laughs were had all around when they finally got me to calm down enough to explain why I said that.
31. bodysnatcer
One of my preschoolers once told me that her mom had a wound on her leg. I asked if she had needed a band aid and if her mom had fell down or something but the kid said: “No, my mom was sitting naked and moving on my dad’s lap in shower and blood was dripping from her to the shower floor…” I had hard time controlling my poker face every time I saw her parents after that. Nice people.
