Gaby Dunn

So even though we don’t really talk anymore and are completely over each other, I’m keeping the letters.

Want to read a HUGE book about Abraham Lincoln? You’re in luck.

I’ve heard some women are into Willem Defoe, but I can’t see it.

Love is not the antidote.

Remember sleep? That was a good thing you used to do.

I want to be the girl with the most cake.

This show was OUR so-called life.

I miss you when I can’t see your funny toes. I miss you when your hair is in a knit cap. I miss you when you say you miss cigarettes because I’ve never seen you smoke one and who you are depends on when I met you.

I can appreciate the worry some people have that young girls are putting themselves through pain and suffering simply because they are ashamed of their vaginas and want to make themselves “presentable” for their male partners.

It means defending someone, even as you slap them upside the head for being an idiot.

You will evoke no negative, complicated feelings in them. They will never need to “get away” from you. You will never frustrate them or stress them out.

Chris Farley recorded about 90 percent of Shrek’s dialogue before he died. The producers considered getting a Farley impersonator in to finish the last bits but then Mike Myers was cast and the movie became really, really different to suit his comedic stylings.

I’d sit at the front desk of my motel and drink coffee from a Marlins mug and eat orange slices and watch the waves move back and forth.

You shot back at me, “I love you. I love you. What does that even mean to you? What does that mean?”

If you don’t have a heating pad for your cramps, you are not treating yourself right.

The study says that people are so overcome they can’t actually handle how this fluffy or adorable thing is making them feel.

Look, I like Spike but why are the show’s writers acting like he’s the only character everyone cares about?

They make fun of your clothing choices. Like, you get dressed, meet up with them and they say, “Oh man, is that what you’re wearing?” Yes. Because I am out of the house and outside this bar with you. So yeah, it’s what I’m wearing. Thanks for the self-consciousness.