Fair-Rose Louverture

The Mixologist is a species all its on.

This is a list I’ve compiled of the sh*t people say to bartenders and what bartenders want to secretly say back.

“Last Call”: You don’t have to go home, but you do have to get your ass the hell up out of here.

For Female Customers Who Want To Pick Up A Male Bartender: So you are at the bar with your homegirls and you and the ladies have already ordered your drinks. This is where we’ll start.