Men and women discuss why guys always seem oblivious to a girl’s subtle advances and why the direct approach always gets noticed. Found at AskReddit.
My wife started leaning on me all the time, like we would be sitting at a table and she would lean her head on my shoulder. Kinda figured she must want to date me.
“I will have nothing to do tomorrow…”
Ah that sucks, I’m just going to sleep in.
1 week later…
Had a friend do something like this. Some hot girls outside a bar wanted him to take their picture with his phone as they were leaving so one of them said “lemme give you my number so you can text it to me.” He smiled and said “oh I can just use your phone.” Which he did and then realized a week later his mistake.
Her: “I will have nothing to do tomorrow…”
Me (in college): “Ah, cool. You feel like doing something?”
Her: “Oh, uh….yeah, no, I….have plans.”
If I start stuttering around you, now that’s a hint.