Clint Conway

A botany professor at my university managed to impregnate his wife and a colleague within one week. He is now known to some as The Pollinator.

These pictures are literally everything.

“Can I have the money back please??”

This girl is SERIOUSLY a narcissist.

You need to drink water.

These made my day better.

If you read these you’re going to hell.

To my mom: “Can’t talk now, I’m in a classmate.”

If you are reading this how we are all reading it, it appears that “Ron” cheated on Sallyfay with her mother.

Some of these stories will make you lose your faith in humanity. Other stories will make you regain it.

“My friend was dating a girl for a couple of months when she told him that she was pregnant and he was the father. He broke up with her after that because…they had never had sex.”

I can’t stop laughing at these precious dogs.