Chrissy Stockton

Capricorn: You want someone whose success inspires you. You don’t want to be someone’s mom.

One of the best parts of October is back!

The perfect hack for gift giving is to consider the astrological sign of the recipient.

While filming Dumb and Dumber, Jim Carrey requested room 217 but checked out after just three hours. He refuses to talk about what happened to him there.

The following morning, the girl reported being tickled by a little boy during the night.

You know, fear is a funny thing on an investigation. There seems to be a difference between imagination running away from you, what you call “true fear”, and what I think could be the change in the environment from a spirit presence.

“I think that’s just a thing you say before you meet the right girl. It was for me anyway.”

Why are these kids so creepy???

It’s lonelier to be the guy who can’t accept love, than to be the girl who tries and fails.

I would always feel someone in bed with me or hear a child’s voice. Years later they found a child’s body buried under my house.

We get it, you’re perfect.

Rum drinkers make the most low-maintenance girlfriends.

Leo: a support group for people who feel unappreciated if they receive less than five compliments a day.

Geminis want to be overwhelmed with passion. It doesn’t even really matter if you’re skilled at what you’re doing, as long as you act like you’re really into it you’ll blow them away.

Here are seven of my favorite true crime writeups from The Lineup.

It’s hard to argue that Scorpios are the best lay in the Zodiac.

“I don’t do well flirting in front of my friends, I just feel weird. I’ve had girls approach me in bars while out in my group, and I just kind of ignore them.”

“I started finding more women attractive.”