30. He was there for the Pee Wee Herman arrest.

My uncle was a policeman in Florida back in the early 90’s. He got a call for indecent exposure at an adult theater; this was a common occurrence. Thinking nothing of it he heads to the movie theater where he discovers that Pee Wee Herman is the man caught jacking off…lol

31. I guess undercover work isn’t always so glamorous, huh?

Had a neighbor that was a undercover SWAT member in another state (the house he owned by us was used for hunting and a lay-low house.) He would come down unannounced and looked like a bum because he’d been living in these drug houses and doing the drugs. He said some were so bad that even sitting on the couch your pores would soak up the drugs and you would get high.